
Why do so many men prefer dogs as pets while Women prefer cats?
Most men complain that cats are too unreceptive, moody, and snobby. They are
right. Cats are that way. Dogs, on the other hand, will bark on command,
obey, guard his home and territory, protect his owner, hunt for and fetch game
for his master, play in the mud, round up herds, ride in the back of a pickup
truck, and will remain loyal to his owner.
However, dogs will also pick fights, slobber, have sex in public, lick up his
own vomit, eat goat turds, hump a person's leg, and will remain loyal to his
owner even if his owner beats him.
It is plain to see why most Women prefer cats as pets. Women feel that cats
have more personality and that they are better than dogs because cats will clean
itself, rarely have public sex, fight only to defend itself, and will cuddle
with it's owner.
It cannot be just a coincidence that the fertility Goddess Bastet of ancient
Egypt took the form of a cat and that it was said to protect Women, and that
cats were considered sacred. The Egyptian Mau cats were "Messengers of
Bast/Bastet". Cats were even mummified to accompany their owners in death
to be with them in the afterlife. (But terribly enough in the early 1900's England
had imported over 300, 000 mummified cats from Egypt and then ground them up
as garden fertilizer. The ancient Egyptians must be rolling over in their tombs
over that committed sacrilege!)
Women even like to wear cat prints. Have You/you ever seen a man wearing a leopard
print coat? No.
Could it be that men realize that Women not only like cats alot but that they
are also similar to cats? Is this why a man calls a Woman's vagina a "pussy",
a fight between Women a "cat fight", a fashion show a "cat walk",
and when a Woman shows jealousy for another Woman he will tease Her by imitating
a cat sound of "Reeeer!" at Her, and why he likes to whistle,
make kissing noises, and howl in an animalistic manner at Women he finds attractive?
Also, when a man is speechless because of a Woman, a man will ask him, "Cat
got your tongue?", and when saving money men will say they are "Saving
money for the kitty".
This interesting
subject even involves religion. God spelled backwards is dog.
The bible says that the antichrist
is to be born of a jackal (a dog). (Possibly he becomes half man, half dog.
Maybe a werewolf?) Satanics
kill children and cats in their rituals.
Could Feline mean Female?
So if men think Women are cats then what does that make men? Dogs?
It is interesting to know that many men:
-call themselves a "sick puppy".
-who feel used by Women, call themselves a "lap dog"
-who are gay call their slaves "dogs" and refer to their training
as "dog training".
-call a guy at the top a "top dog".
-call other men "you dirty dog".
-refer to turning down the corner of a book's page as being "dog-eared".
-refer to men fighting as a "dog fight".
-call new kittens (and sometimes puppies) a "litter" (as though they
were garbage).
-call taking out their penis "taking the dog out for a walk".
-are colour blind just as dogs are.
-are the "underdog".
-call the hunting of Women "chasing tail".
-named a sexual position "doggie style".
-name stereo speakers "whoofers".
-refer to alcohol as "the hair of the dog".
-make such statements as "you are barking up the wrong tree".
-like to "give the dog a bone".
-call a Woman they do not like a "bitch" (a Female dog in heat).
-call a Woman who they find ugly a "dog".
-mark and protect their territory.
-refer to dogs as being "man's best friend".
-like to "wag the dog".
-pant with their tongue hanging out like a dog when they see a Woman they like.
-can only understand things that are said with fewer words and less details,
similiar to why dogs only understand one worded commands.
-when they like to be made a pet for a Mistress they always choose to be made
a dog.
Maybe it's not a man's world after all but is really a doggie-dog world.
(As well as a "dog eat dog world".)
Here boy, come here! Good boy! Now, go fetch your leash and I will take you
for a walk.
dogs have masters, cats have staff.
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